Showing posts with label Haldi ke Fayde Jaaniye Aur Uske Laabh Utha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haldi ke Fayde Jaaniye Aur Uske Laabh Utha. Show all posts

Sunday, 17 July 2016

Halwayi Apni Mithayi Khud Nahi Khata

Halwayi Apni Mithayi Khud Nahi Khata
Santa Ka Dost Banta Usski Mithayi Ki Dukan Per Jata Hai, To Santa Ko Puchhta Hai.

Banta: “Teri Dukan Pe Mitthai Hai Tera Dil Mithayi Khane Ko Nahi Karta?”

Santa: “Karta Toh Buhut Hai Yaar, Par Papa Marenge Isliye Jo Jo Pasand Hoti Hai, Unhe Khali Chaat-Chaat Kar Wapas Rakh Deta Hoon“

Sunday, 10 July 2016

Sarder Jokes & Quotes

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Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?
Srdr:10 rs. ka?
Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono bto utha skte ho.

Santa and teacher funny

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Santa and teacher funny

Teacher: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Teacher: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..

Ladka ladki funny joke

लड़का (लड़की से) : तुम्हारी शर्ट फटी हुई है… लड़की : तुम नहीं समझोगे… ये आजकल का फैशन है… लड़का : क्या यार ! साला तुम फाड़ो तो फैशन और हम...