Faqeer Ko Kabhi Khali Hath Mat Bhejo
Ek Ghar Ke Aage Faqeer Khada Hokar Bola
Faqeer: “Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do?”
Ghar Ke Andar Se Ladki Aayi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Kuchh Nahi Hai Baba, Maaf Karo”
Faqeer: “Apna Mobile No. Hi De Do, Baba Dua Bhi Karega Aur Message Bhi“
.Funny Sardar Ji on a railway station – MastJoke
सरदार सरदारनी रेलवे स्टेशन पर खड़े ट्रेन का इंतजार कर रहे थे…तभी एक गाड़ी आई जिस पर लिखा था“बॉम्बे मेल”सरदार भाग कर गाड़ी में चढ़ गया…
बीवी से बोला –जब “बॉम्बे फीमेल” आये तो तू भी चढ़ जाना
Best Heart touching | Emotional whatsapp Status
*.Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears,to make room for a heart full of smiles.
*.The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
*.The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
*.The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
*.I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
*.I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
*.I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.
*.A great many people have a soldier’s stomach –everything they eat goes to the front.
*.It’s sad to be happy alone. (Heart Touching Whatsapp Status)
*.It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad, butthe best ones that you can’t bring it back ..
*.sometimes the people that u don’t want to get hurt doesn’t care if they hurt you!
Top Whatsapp Status | Latest *UPDATED* Whatsapp new status 2016
*.Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
*.Status Unavailable,please try and reload again.
*.I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
*.Scratch here ▒▒▒▒ to reveal your PIN, You need to authenticate yourself to see my status ( Funky whatsapp status )
*.Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
*.Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
*.I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
*.I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
*.Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
*.Ability to take failures makes you successful.
*.I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
*.Stop checking my status better you have your own.
*.I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who love me.
*.Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You*.I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
*.WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
*.Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
*.Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
*.My parents are My world, and I go on world tour daily.
Ntomy whatsapp status
Short Love whatsapp status
❤❤❤❤Love is just a word until someone comesalong and gives it a meaning.
❤❤❤❤Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.
❤❤❤I’m single because I take relationships seriouslyNever give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
❤❤❤If you want to be TOGETHER. You haveTO-GET-HER.
❤❤❤If love is true …it will always find a wayYou look past my flaws, and call me beautiful.
❤❤❤❤We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in lovewith you.
❤❤❤❤I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
❤❤❤❤Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
❤❤❤❤Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.Love doesn’t need a reason.
❤❤❤❤Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
❤❤❤❤Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
लड़का (लड़की से) : तुम्हारी शर्ट फटी हुई है… लड़की : तुम नहीं समझोगे… ये आजकल का फैशन है… लड़का : क्या यार ! साला तुम फाड़ो तो फैशन और हम...
