Ntomy status
Here we have compiled some of the best, latest and untouched whatsapp status list for you.Which includes status quotes,shortlove status,Facebook status,wechat status,line status and many more.This page is updated every day so stay tuned for new additions…
1] I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
3]Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
4] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
5] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
6] Good morning…let the stress begin
7] Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
8] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
9] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life
12] “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett
13] since 1910
14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..(more whatsapp quotes)
17] move on…
18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
20] It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
23] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDY CRUSH he.
24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity:p
25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( morefunny whatsapp status)
26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat wheneveroffered any food
32] Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
34] Whattsapp status is loading.
35] I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o
40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
42] battery about to die.
43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw mycontact name as “Free Recharge”
44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation..
47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
51] Waiting for wi-fi network.
52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
53] One more password got married…!!
54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebodymoves the ends.
55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian& Tuesday Saturday.
57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
58] Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
59] I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
62] Status under construction.
63] Take Life, one cup at a time!
64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.
65] Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u:);)
68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity:p
72] One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot
75] apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi status)
76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….
80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature
81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
82] Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroythem.
83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –Friedrich Nietzsche
84] Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.
85] God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
90] You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.……..(click for moreAttitude status)
91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliantmind…..ME:Never Mind.
96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Abovethem’.
98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
101] Hey there….. be there.
