Kuchh Biwiyan Esi Bhi Hoti Hai, Na Samajh
Biwi Kuch Pareshan Si Thhi, Pati Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Na Gaya, Usne Puch Hi Liya.
Pati: “Janu Tum Pareshan Si Kyu Lag Rahi Ho?”
Biwi Darte Hue Boli: “Ji, Main Pregnant Hun”
Pati Khush Hote Hue: “Ye To Khsuhi Ki Baat Hai”
Wife Hairani Se: “Achha, Par Yahi Bat Mene College Time Mein Dad Ko Batayi Thi To Mujhe Bahut Mar Padi Thi“
Aajkal Ke Bachho Ko Sab Pata Hai
Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Ko Sulate Hue Bola.
Baap: “So Ja Beta Nahi To Bhoot Aa Jayega”
Beta: “Papa, Aap Logo Ko To Bas Romance Karne Ka Bahana Chahiye, Chahe Bachhe Ki Fat Jaye Bhoot Ke Naam Se“
Engineer Sahab Ka Ghar Kaun Sa Hai?
1970 Ka Bhi Ek Zamana Tha Jab Log Puchha Karte The.
“Engineer Sahab Ka Ghar Kaun Sa Hai?”
Jawab Milta Tha
“Wo Jo Bada Bangla Hai, Wahi Rahte Hai”
Aur Ek Ye 2013 Hai Jab Log Puchte Hai
“Excuse Me, Yahaan Engineer Ka Ghar Kaun Sa Hai?”
Aur Jawab Milta Hai
“Abey, Kisi Bhi Ghar Mein Ghus Ja, Ek Na Ek To Mil Hi Jayega“
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Girlfriend Ke Birthday Par Gift Dene Ka Idea
Girlfriend Ka Bridhtday Thha, Boyfriends Us Se Milne Gaya.
Girlfriend: “Mera Bday Gift Kaha Hai?”
Boyfriend: “Tum Sadak Ke Us Par Ek Red Hot Ferrari Dekh Rahi Ho Na?”
Girlfriend Khushi Se: “Yesssss”
Boyfriend: “Same Color Ki Nailpaint Li Hai Tere Liye“
.Funny Sardar Ji on a railway station – MastJoke
सरदार सरदारनी रेलवे स्टेशन पर खड़े ट्रेन का इंतजार कर रहे थे…तभी एक गाड़ी आई जिस पर लिखा था“बॉम्बे मेल”सरदार भाग कर गाड़ी में चढ़ गया…
बीवी से बोला –जब “बॉम्बे फीमेल” आये तो तू भी चढ़ जाना
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#1 Custom Domain With premium Extension
A custom domain will make blog look more professional and also a premium extension (.com or org) will make it more SEO friendly. As we all know these extensions rank much higher in search Engine than any other Domain extensions. So, using these extensions with appropriate domain name will move you One step higher in getting an Adsense Account.
#2 Write Unique, In-depth, Attractive Content
A popular proverb “Content is King” will explain everything. If you really want to get approved by Adsense, then you must write unique, In-depth content (Minimum 500 words for beginners and 700 words for Intermediates). I have seen many newbies copy pasting articles and then trying to get approved from adsense. It will not happen if you do so, actually it will spoil all your future programs because adsense hates copyrighted duplicate content and they may never approve your account if you applied toomany times with spam scraped content. Additionally, you also have to make it attractive using some CSS Work and related Images. It is a simple formula, if your contentattracts Visitors then, it will surely attract Adsense and they will approve your account.
#3 Blog Design and Loading Speed Matters
As we know first impression is the last Impression. If your blog has an old fashionedlook and it takes a lot of seconds to load then, forget about having an adsense account approved. So, work on your Blog Design, make everything attractive including Header, Sidebar, Body, Footer and also don’t compromise on site loading speed. These little things will make big difference in the end.
#4 Make Blog Posts Search Engine Friendly
Making every blog post search engine friendly will Increase chances of account approval. Adsense also use Robots to check every Web site and then decide to approve or Not. So, similarly to search Engine optimization process, you can make your blogs SEO friendly and make Adsense Robots accept account application.
#5 Produce Sufficient Content
Before applying for adsense, You must have 20-25 blog posts published and all posts should be distributed among different categories. Suppose you have 5 Categories and 25 Posts on your Blog then, each category must contain 5 posts. This is not anofficial word from adsense team but We recommend to follow this to Improve Account Approval chances.
#6 Don’t Forget to Include About Us, Privacy policy, Contact Pages
Privacy Policy is must have on Websites as explained by adsense team many years ago. Additionally About Us, Terms of Service, and Contact Us pages on your blog will improve approval chances.
#7 Relevancy is Most Important
Publishing relevant content to your domain name is most important both in search engine and also for adsense. I have seen many blogs getting approved with irrelevant content but those are exceptions. You must focus on two or three topics related to your domain and explain them briefly specially before apply for adsense.
#8 Traffic has very Little Importance
You must have thought of low page views after reading so much posts on internet saying you need more than 1000 Unique Visitors per day. In reality Adsense Team doesn’t care about visitors of your Blog, Only thing they care is Quality and Design of Blog. But still to make some Income you will need decent amount of traffic. So, I think, there is no need to tell you when to apply for Adsense.
#9 Avoid Prohibited Content
Any type of Prohibited Content (Pornography,Hacking, Cracking, or any other illegal Material) on your Blog may lead to Account Rejection. So, avoid using any of this materialon your Blog to get Approved.
#10 Domain age (Minimum 6 Months)
Adsense has official words on this that blogsfrom India and China must be 6 months old to get approved. So, Newbie publishers from these two Countries have to wait for a period of 6 months before they can apply for Adsense.But that 6 Month Period can be really painful for those who don’t have any financial Income or Students who spent all pocket money on their Blogs. So, For them, I will advice to create a Hosted Adsense Account with Hosted Websites. That will give them oppurtunity to make some Income in that 6 Months Time.
Best Heart touching | Emotional whatsapp Status
*.Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears,to make room for a heart full of smiles.
*.The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
*.The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
*.The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
*.I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
*.I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
*.I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.
*.A great many people have a soldier’s stomach –everything they eat goes to the front.
*.It’s sad to be happy alone. (Heart Touching Whatsapp Status)
*.It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad, butthe best ones that you can’t bring it back ..
*.sometimes the people that u don’t want to get hurt doesn’t care if they hurt you!
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*.Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
*.Status Unavailable,please try and reload again.
*.I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
*.Scratch here ▒▒▒▒ to reveal your PIN, You need to authenticate yourself to see my status ( Funky whatsapp status )
*.Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
*.Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
*.I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
*.I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
*.Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
*.Ability to take failures makes you successful.
*.I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
*.Stop checking my status better you have your own.
*.I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who love me.
*.Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You*.I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
*.WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
*.Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
*.Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
*.My parents are My world, and I go on world tour daily.
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जरा सी #बारिश हुई नही कि #अखबार में भीगी लडकियों कीतस्वीरें छपने लगीं जैसे हम लड़के तो #Waterproof पैदाहुए हैं.
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परीक्षा के बाद बच्चे और ऑपरेशन के बाद डॉक्टर एक ही चीज़कहते हैं,” कुछ कह नहीं सकते, बस दुआ करें
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हसीं तो फसीं गलत है, हसीं तो फंसा होना चाहिए,क्योंकि जब लड़की हंसती है, फंसता लड़का ही है.
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प्यार करो..!!फल की चिंता न करो.
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प्यार में दुनियाँ खुबसूरत लगती है, दर्द में दुनियाँ दुश्मन लगती है।तु मेरी जिन्दगी में हो तो, “बिसलेरी” भी साली “किंगफिशर” लगती है।
***Hindi Funny Whatsapp Status***
दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है,बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भीरुक जाती है.
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लोग भले ही हेलमेट ना पहने पर फ़ोन के कवर और स्क्रीन गॉर्ड ज़रूर लगाएंगे,चाहे सिर फट जाये, पर मोबाइल को एक खरोंच तक नहीं आनी चाहिए.
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Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect,दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.
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पढ पढ के हो गया BORE और उपर से ऐ KATRINAकेह रही है तेरी Ore तेरी Ore.
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मन्दिर की घण्टी बजा बजा कर भी थक चुका हूं,ना जाने उसके दिल में मेरे प्यार की घंटी कब बजेगी ?
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हम तेरे बिना कही रह नहीं पाते,तुम नहीं आते तो हम कोई और पटाते.
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जिंदगी में भले ही मुझसे अनजाने में पाप हो गए होंगे,पर मेने किसी बेकसूर को ‘कैंडी क्रश’ की रिक्वेस्ट नहीं भेजी.
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“पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो,पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया”
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“फोटो मत देख.. पगली अभी..तो… हमारे बिच में… Friendshipहै,युँही फोटो देखती .. रही तो … Loveship ♡ हो..जायेगी…”
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बदनाम क्यूँ करते हो तुम इश्क को,माल आपका चालु निकला इसमें इश्क का क्या कसूर??
***Funny Hindi Facebook Status***
नोकरी के ऑर्डर में लिखा था की सरकार की तरफ से आपको क्वार्टर मिलेगा,और हम इतने भोले थे की जोइनिंग के दिन सुबह सोडा लेकर ऑफिस पहुँच गए.
***Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi***
आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है,मजनू चाहता है लैला को , लैला किसी और की दीवानी है.
***Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny***
हिंदी भी अजीब भाषा है घडी बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – बंद है,और लड़की बिगड़ जाये तो कहते है – चालु है.
*****Hindi Funny Whatsapp Status*****
हर आदमी अपनी जिंदगी में हिरो है,बस कुछ लोगो की फिल्मे रिलीज नहीं होती.
*Funny Status for Whatsapp in Hindi*
आजकल की दुनिया में शरीफ , सच्चे और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना बहुत ही मुश्किल है,में खुद हैरान हूँ की तुम लोगो ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया ?
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जो दिल का दर्द भुलाने के लिए शराब पिते है ,वो कभी साथ में नमकीन नहीं खाते,क्योकि नमकीन तो दिलासा देने वाले ही खा जाते है.
****Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi*****
कही भी जाओ किस्से है बीवी के,कोई लाने के लिए रोता है तो कोई ला के रो रहा है.
*****Funny Hindi Status*****
कुछ धर्म पत्नियां खाने में बहुत ज्यादा घी तेल दाल देती है ,शायद उन्हें लगता है की इससे उनके पति ज्यादा माईलेज देने लगेंगे.
*****Hindi Funny Status*****
गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान के पास आकर पूछता है,भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?
लड़का (लड़की से) : तुम्हारी शर्ट फटी हुई है… लड़की : तुम नहीं समझोगे… ये आजकल का फैशन है… लड़का : क्या यार ! साला तुम फाड़ो तो फैशन और हम...
