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😃😅😃हम क्यों ग़म करें गर वो हमें ना मिले..अरे ! ग़म तो वो करें जिसे हम ना मिले…
Ham kyon Gam karen agar vo hamen namile ..Arey ! Gam to vo karen jise ham na mile…

😃😊हम क्यों ग़म करें गर वो हमें ना मिले..अरे ! ग़म तो वो करें जिसे हम ना मिले…
Ham kyon Gam karen agar vo hamen namile ..Arey ! Gam to vo karen jise ham na mile…

😊☺दुश्मनों से MOHABBT होने लगी मुझको,जैसे जैसे हम APNO को आजमाते चले गये…
Dushmano se mohbbat hone lagi mujko,jaise jaise hum apno ko aajmatein chalegaye…

☺😂☺😂☺हमारा हाथगुन इतना अच्छा है कि,अगर हम किसी की बेंड बजाये तो जिंदगी उसकी “डी.जे.” बन जाये…Hamara haath gun itna achcha hai ki,Agar Hum kisi ki Band bajaye to Jindgi uski “DJ” ban jaye…

😂☺😂☺😂☺हर ट्राफीक सिग्नल तेरी याद दिलाता है,तूने भी कुछ इस तरह रंग बदले थे…
Har traffic signal teri yaad dilate hai, Tune bhi kuch is tarah Rang badle the…

😂☺😂☺अरे यार !! यूँ ही हम “दिल” साफ रखा करते थे,पता नहीं था किमत “चहेरे की होती है”
Arey yaar ! Yu hi hum “Dil” Saaf rakha karte the,Pata nahi tha kimat “Chahere ki hoti hai”

☺😂😂☺एक “खेल रत्न” मेरी वाली को भी दे दो यारों,अच्छा खेलती है वो “दिल से”
Ek “Khel Ratna” meri wali ko bhi de do Yaron,Achcha khelti hai wo “Dil se”

😂☺😂☺😂☺जो मेरा कभी “‪Password‬” था, ^_^ उसके पास आज मेरे लिए कोई “‪Word‬” नहीं है
…Jo kabhi mera “Password” tha, ^_^ Aaj uske pas mere liye koi “Word” nahi hai…

😂☺😂☺😂“मेरा Status पढने के बजाय कोई Book पढ़ो”“Mera Status padhne ke bajay koi Book padho”आजकल वो लड़कियां Boyfriend के पैसे से मल्टीप्लैक्स में फिल्में देखने लगी है.जो कभी, पड़ोसी के घर में जमीन पर बैठ कर शक्तिमान देखती थी !!!😂
Aaj kal wo ladkiya Boyfriend ke paise se Multiplax me filmey dekhne lagi hai,Jo kabhi, Padosi ke ghar me Jameen par baith kar SHAKTIMAN dekhti thi !!!

लड़के ने गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया और बीच में आ गए पापा जी!

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लड़के ने गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया और बीच में आ गए पापा जी!
उज्जैन के एक लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया तो उसके पापा ने उठा लिया, लड़का मन मे बोला हे भगवान ये कहां से आ गया, पिता: हैलो, कौन बोल रहा है?
लड़का : मैं अमिताभ बच्चन बोल रहा हूं"कौन बनेगा करोड़पति" से और आपकी बेटी की फ्रेंड हॉट सीट पर बैठी है और आपकी बेटी की मदद चाहती है, उसको फोन दीजिये Sir,
पिता: ओह, रोमांचित होकर बेटी को फोन दे दिया... लड़का : सवाल यह"आज शाम को तुम कहां मिलोगी"....
Option A-)इस्कान मन्दिर
Option B-)विक्रम वाटिका
Option C-)फ्री गंज चौपाटी
Option D-)घर के पीछे
लडकी:"Option A"
लड़का : धन्यवाद, और अब आप का समय समाप्त होता है।पिता अभी तक खुशी के मारे फूले नहीं समा रहे थे....

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1. The only people who never fail are those who never try..

2. Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.

3.  I am not failed.. My success is just postponed.

4.  If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

5. Examinations � the only way to know something at least for a few days.

6.  You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

7. Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.

8.  Failure is not an option � it comes bundled with Windows.

9. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

10. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

11.If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

12. Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.

13. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

14. Be a good person, But don't try to prove.

15.  EXAM RESULT STATUS: Pass Hogye... Naacho BC :D

16. I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics.

17.  I'd pass every exam. Im the type of person who want to get good grades but doesn't want to study.

18. Exam is over = OH YEAH! Result comes = OH SHIT -_-

19. Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

20. Although I know trust can get you killed, love can leave you hurt, and being real can result in hatred, I still aim for all three.

21. Get one bad grade, Drops your GPA like the freaking Economy.

22.  EXAM RESULT: Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?

23.  Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)

24. If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.

25. The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.

26. I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

27. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

28.  What is the main reason for failure? .. I think its EXAMS.

29. What do you think? You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam..

30.  Sharing is caring!

31. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

32.  If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

33.  I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.

34. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

35. Every person be's a nobody before becoming somebody.

36. My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one...!

37.  "Success" all depends on the second letter.

38. Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.

39.  Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.

40.  You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

41. Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.

42. If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

43.  If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..

44.God created the living to worship him.. well no one is worshiping me.

45. My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.

46. HOW TO SOLVE MATHS: 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P.

47. Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end... its all same to me.

48.  Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.

49. Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.

50.  How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.

51. Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

52.  The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.

53.  The only people who never fail are those who never try..

54. Every burned book enlightens the world.

55.  There is creative reading as well as creative writing.

56.Self-trust is the first secret of success. Science does not know its debt to imagination.

57. During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.

58.  I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.

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1. I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me.

2. I hate you for the sacrifices you made for me.

3. Don t be afraid of sacrificing your life to God.

4. Sometimes its good to forget good memories..

5. Silence is better than lies.

6. No matter how much I say I hate you, just know I still care.

7. When I love you it's real and when you get on my bad side, I hate you.

8. The problem is I truly hate you but I just can't stop loving you.

9. I hate you for making me love you.

10. I don't have time to hate people bcz.. I'm busy loving people who love me.

11. If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

12. Sometimes I love you,sometimes I hate you,but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you.

13. Ever since I met you, no one else is worth thinking about!

14. Sometimes goodbye is just a painful way to say I love you.

15. I tell you I like you all the time. Or at least in my head, I do...

16. I know you won't come back but my heart will take life long time to accept this.

17. I love you more than words can define, feelings can express and thought can imagine.

18. It's better to alone than to be with looser.

19. Smile in front of people who hate you... Ur happiness kills them...

20. I don't have time to hate people, who hate me. because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

21. There's always one person that everybody else loves but you HATE.

22. I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with.

23. I hate to fight. I like to love. But I will fight for what I love.

24. I love you all because hate is my enemy.

25. No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

26. Says you can either Love or Hate me, either way you'll be thinking of me :}

27. You hate me?! Wow, I didn't even know you existed...

27. Haters are only my motivators :)

29. Love is really just Hate in Disguise.

30. I hate you.... hate you more than anything

31. Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

32. When Sum One Hates You for no reason... Give them a reason :P :D

33. People don't like to see u bless they want you to stay on their level.

34. If I treated you how you treated me...

35. trust me... you would hate me.

36. I like lovers but i hate love.

37. Life rocks but if you hate your life at least we know where going.

38. We are never ever getting back together.

39. Don't spend time with person those you don't like.

40. I hate math but I love counting money.

41.  If someone hates you for no reason..... Well, give them one good one.

42. Hate a person seriously but never try to love for fun.

43. Did i forget to mention i hate being taken for a cunt?!

44. I love my family, friends so much. But not as much as you love your-self!

45.  Don t be afraid of sacrificing your life to God.

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