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Wednesday, 14 September 2016

111 latest status for whatsapp

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Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

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Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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I love my job…when I am on my vacations.

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Love isn’t complicated, people are.

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Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

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I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.

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Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – Gandhi

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There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

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♥ True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥.

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I'm touching you, but you can't feel, i scream at you, but you can't hear

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Everyone has the right to envy me because I have you.

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I hope someday you too can find love without loneliness.

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You are the keeper of my heart

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You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.

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Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other

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3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning…I love you…You mean the world to me.

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I love you now like I've loved you when we first met, you are the other half that makes me whole.

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Its not that I’m afraid to tell you i Love You, I’m just afraid of your response.

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My real smile comes when i am with you.

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I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

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Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.

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One Boy- Thousand Feelings

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I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

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I still fall for you every day.

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It’s amazing how stupid you can be when you are in love.

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True love is modest and shy.

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To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.

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If I know what love is, it is because of you.

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The worst disease in the world is hate. And the cure for hate is love.

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If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up J

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This distance between us could never stop me from loving you...

 

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

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Love is made by trust, respect, and caring.

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I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

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one should love someone till he receives PAIN

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I love you more today than yesterday but I love you less today than I will tomorrow....

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Some love one, some love two. I love one that is you.

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Now you know …… No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.

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I love you and you love me. That's all we’ll ever need.

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Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning!

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Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.

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If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I’d have a garden to walk in forever.

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Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl

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You Have No Idea How Much You Make Me Smile <3

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It hurts to have u in my heart when i want you in my arms.

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Dream about me, Trust in me, Hold me always, Love me forever!

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feels like half of me is missing and i hate this feeling :O(

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Sometimes love doesn't last :(

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People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

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My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….

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My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’

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Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

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I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

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I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!

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Save water drink beer.

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If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.

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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

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Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.

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Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.

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You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

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Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.

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The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.

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If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

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I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?

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When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

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The past beats inside me like a second heart.

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Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.

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Keep calm and survive summer

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It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

 

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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

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I can’t go a day without thinking about you.

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Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

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I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

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Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

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The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

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Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.

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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

Sunday, 12 June 2016

Parents Status 2016

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1. I believe that Presence of Parents with you makes you the richest person of the world.

2. Home is where your mum is.

3.  I love my Mommy.

4.  Parents are the only God to help and guide you in your life.

5. Always love your mother, cause you never get another.

6. Honor your parents and your childrens will honor you..

7.  A mother's heart is always with her children.

8. A mother is she who can take the place of all others,but whose place no one else can take.

9. A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

10. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.

11. Treat your parents with loving care, you will only know their value when you see their empty chair.

12. God give us life with happy and sad moments. But parents always try to give us only happy moments.

13.  I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine. She helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights.

14. Your parents may not be perfect, but they are the most precious gift God has ever given you.

15. I love my parents a lot. Even if they can be annoying i know they want the best for me.

16. We never know the love of our parents for us, till we have become parents.

17. Never forget your parents coz they are the reason why you are and who you are.

18.  Love your parents we are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old..

19. Parents need to teach their children principles of respect and acceptence.

20. A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

21. Your fades, love droops the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret love outlives them all.

22.  I believe in love at first sight, because i have been loving my mother ever since i opened my eyes.

23. Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world, since the payment is in pure love..

24. A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking..

25. Mother love is a fuel that enables the human being to do the impossible.

Monday, 25 April 2016

New best status 2015 and 2016


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1.World is small and life is short...


2. Spread smiles and share peace.



3. People who tolerate me on the daily basis!  are real heroes in my eye.



4. Life goes on with or without you!




5.I hate fake people.


6.You know what I'm talking about.Mannequins. :D


7. I am the circle, and the circle is me.


8. 24 Hours Online!

9.Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.



10.Life is too short.
Don’t waste it reading mystatus.




11.Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.



12.What is known in the heart doesn't always need to be uttered by Mouth.





13.Don't feel special.




14.Some people keep your number in phone list just not to answer your call.




15.After all we all are stories in the end.





16.Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.




17.Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.




18. Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!






19.The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.




20. Play the moments.
Pause the memories.
Stop the pain.
Rewind the happiness.




21. I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My headis lost, I really miss you.





22. The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To ThinkThat They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.





23. Romantice are people that had never seenthe other side of the things.





24. I think I might be falling for you.

25.I love who you are and every little thing you do.





26. Life doesn't get easier u get stronger.





27. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.




28. Stop saying I wish start saying I will.




29. Love yourself love your day love your life.




30. Don't let a bad day make u feel u have a bad life.




31. I've got nothing to bo today but smile.





32.Life is to short to remove USB slowly.





33. Nobody can teach me who I am.






34. It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.



35.Sometimes it's not about missing someone.





36. its wondering if they're missing you





37. You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you






38. Absence makes the heart grow fonder





39. Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.






40. If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?





41. Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say





42. A female can be your best friend and worst enemy.
It all depends on how you treat her.






43. Remember, You are unique, but then againso is everyone else in this world.





44. Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.




45. If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.




46. I think of you in colours that don't exist.





47. Alone doesn't mean lonely, lonely doesn't have to be alone.





48. Beauty is power, a smile is its sword..




49. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.





50. Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.





51. Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!





52. It might take awhile, but eventually you're going to find the good in goodbye.





53. When the past calls, let it go to voicemail..
it's got nothing new to say.





54. Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.





55. Romantice are people that had never seenthe other side of the things.





56. The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To ThinkThat They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.






57. Love is not possible without sacrifice, andsacrifice is not possible without love.




58. Love is when u have seen the best and the worst of sam1,yet u still love them for what they have..





59.True love doesan't have a happy ending. Ithas NO ending.





60. Call me crazy, but I'm madly in love with you and this won't go away for a while, so get use to it..




61.Sometimes you have to act like you don't care, even when you do.




62.You have no idea how much l like you.
How much you make me smile, how much l love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.




63.Guys who run girl's account on Facebook are the ones who secretly buy barbie and comb its hair.






64.Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.




65.Mujhe teri mohabbat ko sahara mil gaya hota.. agar tufan nahi aata kinara mil gaya hota...





66.Pluviophile: a lover of rain, someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days.




67.Aarju honi chahiye dill me kise ko yad karne ki.. Lamhe toh apne ap he miljate he




68.dost Baharo phool barshao mera mehboob aya hain..




69.Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...



70.They say what goes around comes around, passed a packet of chips and never came back.



71.Duniya main sirf 2 Chize Mashoor Hai, tere bhai ka Style, aur teri bhabhi ki smile.



72. I told my parents I had my eye on a bike for my birthday. They told me to keep my eye on it because my arse won't be on it.



73. Finding friends that have the same mentaldisorder as you.




74. It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text.





75. Sometimes it is painful to see that the people most appreciate is a false.




76. Girls with open messy hair, chubby cheeks, a dimple and spectacles.. Aww you look so cute.!





76. Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell !







78. Make your nature simple, the time will not be wasted.Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try.....





79. When a girl says 'dont worry about it' you better fucking worry about it.





80. You can't change how people feel about you. so don't try.. Just live your life and be happy





81. We both belong to each other, nature and myself.




82. Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care and just live for the moment and not let the drama bring you down.






83. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.





84. Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.





85. You know you're in Love when you want totell everyone about it, even if they haven't asked.




86. Happiness is when you suggest someoneto listen to your favourite song and they alsostart falling for that song. Yeaaahhh




87. The Most Beautiful Smile Is When You Smile Because You Remembered Someone Special.




88. If you need me and there are one thousand steps between us, just take one step and i'll take nine hundred ninety-nine tobe with you!!




89. Jab koi ladki khud se 'Hi' bheje to.. Samaj lena us ladki ka timepass nahi ho raha hai...!!



90. That weird feeling when someone you barely know introduce you as a close friend.



91. Group study is the best way... To ensure that none of your friends have studied either.



92.Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.




93. Life is like an ice-cream.... Enjoy it before it melts



94. My definition of a clean room is a clear path from my door to my bed




95. You don't know the struggle if you don't have parents that turn off the WiFi every night





96. I've seen you at your worst and I still think you're the best

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