Ntomy status
Ntomy best hindi and english mix status
1. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
2. With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
3. If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I’d wear you out.But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
4. I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
5. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
6. Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
7. I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
8. Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
9. tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega…
50. per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badnenahi dete.
51. aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
52. Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
53. Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.
54. Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.
55. ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
56. Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi … par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kardiya.
57. mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but tumhara nahi.
58. roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
59. Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai … jo pehle usse rosan karte hai.
60. Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
61. 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
62. Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.
63. Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hun.
64. Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
65. Salo lag jate pyar wale jkham bharne mai.
66. Sun rha hai na tu ro rha hu main.
67. Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz… jante hote hai.
68. Aagar koi cheej pane ke lye mahent kare to …Ik din jaror Mil jate Hai.
69. Failures are temporary ,But success is Permanent
70. Work Hard and let peoples show your success
71 Aap lehro ko to rokh nahi sakte, but terna sikh sakte hai.!
72. Sms Ko Sms Se Sms Me Us Sms KoMilaya, Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms KoUs Ne Sms Ko Bataya To Sms KiSms Jis Sms Ko Dikhaya Ab Bata ApneSms Ko Sms Ne Sms Me Kya Dikha.
73. Ladki Ko Agar Patana Ho ToPiche Se Jakar Pakad Lo.Agar Ladki Sharmai, To SamjhoPat Gayi. Agar Wo ChillaiTo Tum B Chilla Dena DidiDargayi, Didi Dargayi..!
74. Maine Ek Ladki Ki Madad KiToh Usne Mujhe Thank U BolaMaine Kaha Thank U Mat KahoYe Lo Mera Number Aur 3 LadkiyoKo Dena Aur Un Se Kaho KeYe Aur 3 Ladkiyo Ko De..
75. Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,To Uski Mummy Boli:Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,Kya Chahiye.?Toffy.?Biscuit.?Cake.?Beta: Bas Ek Sanam ChahiyeAaashiqui Ke Liye.
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