Ntomy hindi jokes
Banta Quickies
Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya.
Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare.Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye.
Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha: Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jaana Chahte?
Banta: Guruji, Yeh Dono Chali Jayengi Toh Yahin Par Swarg Ho Jayega.Aaj Banta Ko Ek Ladki Ka Message Aya.
Girl: Hi......
Banta: Hello
Girl: How Are You?Banta: Fine
Girl: Where Are You From?
Banta: Hoshiarpur
Girl: Aap Kitna Pade-Likhe Ho?
Banta: Tumhare Jitna.
Girl: Mere Jite!!!
Matlab?
Banta: Main Bhi Bas Itni Angreji Bol Kar Seedha Hindi Mein Shuru Ho Jata Hun...
Girl: Mar Ja Kaminee... Tera Kcuh Nahin Hoga!!!Ghar Ka Kaam Time Se Aur Achche Tarike Se Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha Toh Banta Apni
Biwi Ko Bola: Kaam Ke Liye Koi Bai Hi Rakh Lete Hai?
Preeto Gusse Se Boli: Nahi Chahiye.Banta: Kyun?
Preeto: Achchi Tarah Jaanti Hun Mein Tumhe Aur Tumhari Tharki Aadaton Ko, Main Bhi Toh Bai Bankar Hi Aayi Thi Kamine.Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain.
Banta Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, UsneIdhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha Toh Waha Susu Kar Diya.
Phir Muskura Kar Bola: Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya.
