Ntomy hindi joke
Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kar Diya?Sher Gusse Se Bola: Arey Saale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole JaaRaha Tha, Itni Badi Billi, Itni Badi Billi...
Girl-Friend Apne Boy-Friend Pappu Se: Maine Aaj Cheating Ki Hai.Pappu Pehle Toh Thoda Sa Hairaan Hua Phir Chillate Hue Bola: Tho Main Kaunsa Tujhse Pyar Karta Hoon, Mein Bhi Toh 2 Saal Se Cheat Hi Toh Kar Raha Hoon.Ladki Rone Lag Gayi, Aur Boli: Par Main To Exams Ki Baat Kar Rahi Thi.Pappu: Ooohhhhhh Shitt.... Pehle Batana Tha Na.
Santa Petrol-Pump Par Scooter Leke Gaya Aur Bola: Bhai 10 Rupaye Ka Petrol Daal Do.Salesman Ne Suna Aur Majak Udate Hue Puchha: Bhai, Itna Sara Petrol Dalva Ke Kya Karoge? Kahin Jana Hai Kya?Santa: O Jana Kahan Hai Yaar, Hum Toh Aise Hi Paise Udate Hain.
10th Karne Ke Baad Santa NE Pappu Se Pucha: Beta, Bade Hokar Kya Karoge?Pappu Khushi Se Boli: Baap Banunga, Padhai Karunga, Shaadi Karunga.Santa Ne Ghabrate Hue Kaha: Beta Tu Kuch Bhi Kar, Teri Zindagi Hai... Lekin Ek Request Hai.Pappu: Ji Papa, Bolo.Santa: Yaar Thoda Sequence Ka Dhyan Rakhna...
Santa Ladki Waalon Ke Ghar Rishta Pappu Ka Rishta Leke Pahuncha.Ladki Ke Parents: Hamari Beti Toh Abhi Pad Rahi Hai.Santa: Koi Baat Nahin ji... Hum 2-3 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
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