Ransom Call...(hindi joke)

Ransom Call...
Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai:Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko maar denge!
Husband khamosh raha.........Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi kje tukde-tukde kar ke cheel-kauwon ko khila denge!
Husband khamosh raha.........Agle din phir phone aya: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lkauta di jayegi!!!
Husband: Paise bol kaminey, darata kisko hai....???
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