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Pappu Ki Maa – Aji sunte ho, baju wali Pinky 99% marks lekar class mein first aai hai ?Pappu ke papa – Achchha ! baki ke 1% marks kahaa gaye ?Pappu Ki Maa – Wo hamara Pappu le aaya hai … !!!
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Class teacher pareshan hokar Pappu ki shikayat Principal Sir se karne gaye.Class Teacher:Sir, yeh Pappu ka kuchh karo. Din ba-din bahut badmash hote ja raha hai woh. Pappu ko mein aur nahin jhel sakta. Ab action lene ka time aa gaya hai
Principal:To bolo, kya action lu ?Teacher:Mera tabadala karva do…!
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Teacher: What is 2 plus 2Pappu: 4Teacher: That’s good.
Pappu: Good ? That’s perfect !*******😂😀😂😀😂

Teacher: Pappu, batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kidhar hai?
Pappu: TV mein. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha.Teacher: Kambakht. Mein city ki baat kar raha hoon…city ki. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai.
Pappu: Sorry sir.Teacher: Ab batao ki ‘niagara falls’ kidhar hai?
Pappu: Mere mobile mein. Dekho yeh photo!
Teacher: Arey badmash. Mein country ki baat kar raha hoon country ki.Pappu: Sorry sir.
Teacher: Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kidhar hai? Aur iska jawab theek se dena.
Pappu: Paani mein!*******😀😂😀😂

Teacher: Pappu, tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Pappu: 12.Teacher: Tell me how you idiot !
Pappu: 2nd January, 2nd February…!*******😀😂😂😀😂😀

Teacher: What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
Pappu: About 3,000 miles !*******😂😀😂

Pappu  shouted  from the kitchen, ‘Mom, you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?’
Mother: ‘Yes dear, what about it ?’
Pappu: ‘Well, your worries are over.’**😀😂😂😀*****

Traffic police ne Pappu ko tez speed me gaadi chalaate huye pakad liya.Traffic police: Tum itne chhote bachche hokar gadi chala rahe ho aur woh bhi itne tez speed par ?
Pappu: Jee haan, mein bahut tez gadi chalaraha tha. Lekin mein to tumhari test le raha tha yeh dekhne ke liye ki kaam karte waqt tumhara dhyan rehta hai ki nahi!*😂😂😀******

Father: Pappu, tumhare teacher bol rahe theki kal tumne school ka lecture bunk kar dia cricket khelne ke liye…
Pappu: Woh ekdum jhuth bol rahe hai…..mein cricket nahin football khel raha tha!*😃😃😂******

Teacher: Pappu, Taj kaun se shahar me hai.
Pappu: Mumbai mein.Teacher: Arre murakh, Taj to Agra mein hai, bewakoof kahi ka!
Pappu: Toh aapko bolna chaahiye ki hotel ya maqbara?*******😉😯

Teacher: What do you call a place where usually people park their vehicles !
Pappu: If it is foreign then it is called ‘parking’. If it is India then it is called ‘anywhere’.*😉😯******

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the earth is round..
Pappu: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !*******😉

Pappu ro raha tha.Papa: Kyon ro rahe ho?Pappu: Mere 100 rupaye gum gaye.Papa: Koi baat nahin. Yeh lo 100 rupaye. Abinhe sambhal kar rakhna.Ab Pappu aur jorse rone laga….Papa: Ab kya hua?Pappu: Pehle pata hota to 1000 rupaye kehta.