Sunday, 18 September 2016

Sbi or विजय माल्या funny joke

और अब…आकाशवाणी पर….

आज के गाने की फरमाइश SBI वालों की तरफ़ से विजय माल्या के लिये...
प्यार झूठा ही सही दुनिया को दिखाने आजा तू किसी और से मिलने के बहाने आजा

Friday, 16 September 2016

Best Whatsapp Status | Latest *UPDATED* Whatsapp status sep. 2016

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To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.

I’m too lazy to stop being lazy

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.

Aspire to inspire before you expire

Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS

Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.

The best is yet to come.

Hold the vision. Trust the process.

Don’t be so quick to judge me.

You only see what I choose to show you.

Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.

I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely

A wise man can always be found alone

Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.

I was born intelligent but education ruined me

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”

I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal

I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.

I am only good at hiding my feelings

I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today

I am responsible for my own happiness

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!

I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.

Down to earth but still above you all.
Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)

I like cars with edges and women with curves

Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

Be smarter than your smartphone

I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

THINK – It’s not illegal yet

I don’t need therapy, I need a hug

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition

I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

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I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.

Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!

Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.

I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.

I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”.

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Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

Ability to take failures makes you successful.

I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.

     

Stop checking my status better you have your own.

I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.

Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You

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WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.

Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account

Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Ray

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I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.

Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat

Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.

Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.

Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect. status

Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.

I love my job when i am on vacations.
The lottery is a myth.

Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.

You are never too old to chase your dreams.

Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise

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Understanding is important than perfection.

My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it

I compete with myself
Save Water, Drink V0dka!

Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
   
Failures are temporary, But success is Permanent

Work Hard until you can count your money. ( Inspirational whatsapp status )

Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!

Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye, kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.

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Haters Exit, not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with what they have done.

I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.

Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do.(Life whatsapp status)

Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.

It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.

Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.(Funny whatsapp status)

No more watch, its game time.
Winning a no win situation by changing rules.

The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.

First love, second chance? (Whatsapp status best)

If dreams don’t scare you,they aren’t big enough.

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The real cost of living is dying. (Thoughtful whatsapp status#1)

Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.

Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.

I feel like some people deserve high five on face.

I feel on top of world, when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am entrepreneur.

Hey, see you around in hell.

Stop counting my karmas, I have stored them in swiss bank.

Once an entrepreneur ,always an entrepreneur.Keep hustling (Motivational whatsapp status collection)

3 rules to remember in life 1.Do not panic 2.If u panic get calm immediately 3.Remember rules 1 and 2

Everything is fare on life and race.

I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature

Girl in need is your wife indeed.

“Love me as you do” says to me my pet. And I just love him/her.

Starting a new life with BOOM.

Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So its fun.

Playing music of life, and it seems its just NOISE.

Friends and family need no excuse
Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.

I wish my mind had a delete button.

Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!

Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!

I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.

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I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH

Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!

For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.

Money won’t work until you work for money.

Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Make sure you did something before checking out of life.

Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.

I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.

Better be alone than being lone in crowd.

Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.

Respect your work and it shall respect you.

If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.

My last seen was just to check your last seen

I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone

Chasing dreams really fast and furious.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )

I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.

Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.

I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.

I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.

I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.

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Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.

Respect yourself and follow your heart.

I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.

Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.

Help in need is favor indeed.

Genius at Play > Your game OVER.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Sometimes you succeed other times you learn. ( inspirational whatsapp status )

Passion is the genesis of genius.
I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!

Doing more of what makes me happy

Read and Read and you shall sustain.

The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.

I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile.

Work as much as you can, so that you won’t have anything to regret later.

Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep

Love is blind but eyes aren’t that is why I love you

Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.

No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.

No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.

Battery low, please disturb later.

I don’t get angry I just have more energy.

I always play to WIN. ( motivational whatsapp status )

Analysis is key to success in this era.

Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo
Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai

During last 5 minutes of examination
I always get supernatural power  ( Funny Exam whatsapp status)

My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger
The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
LOL

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..

Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.

Last day of exam is always best day of the month

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My liver needs some wash,do we have any free service center

Dreams go hand in hand with hard work

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

Study for interest not for making interest.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.

My personality is me and my attitude depends on you. ( Latest best status for whatsapp 2016 )

Status chod DP dekh
Being Entrepreneur never goes out of style.

Love in air and pollution too.

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Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.

An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.

Friends are the family you can choose.

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If your are good at it, never do it for free.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Life is better when I’m drunk.

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall,kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.

Love your neighbor. But never get caught.

I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

Not always “Available”.Try your Luck and call me. (Valentines day whatsapp status collection)

Dear time,can you have more weekend please!

Cool,English,Sad,Happy Whatsapp status 2016

Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

Kush raho,khate raho,sote raho,machate raho.(Latest Whatsapp status in hindi 2016)

Baghtoy ka ragani overtake kela ahe waghani(best marathi whatsapp status 2016)

What you believe is your reality,what i believe is my reality.There is nothing as such reality in this world,what exists is only a perception.

I speak my mind but i never mind what i speak.

Learning to play guitar of my mind.
Dil bada to tu bada.

The name of game is how much confidence you have.

Kaam he to naam he. (New hindi attitude cool whatsapp status)

Either suffer the pain of discipline or regret.

#engineers today #entrepreneur tomorrow #dream

Put aside emotions and do what is needed in the world,That is success.
It’s fun being me.

For everything that i dream,but can’t achieve I must blame myself.

Not watching the clock but doing what it does.# keep Moving.

It always seems impossible unless its done.

Love work and it shall love you back.
Grow through what you go through.
Nothing lasts forever, so use it at proper time.

You can lead a horse to water, but can’t make him drink it.

Bas maa ka pyar saccha hota he.
People hate what they don’t understand.

The game is circle of Routine, unless you escape you will keep moving the same orbit.

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You say it best when you say nothing at all!!

Sometimes, i want to meet myself from someone else's point of view!

Shit happens. Everyday. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

Maturity is not when we start speaking big things. It is when we start understanding small things.

Sometimes I'ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

Last seen 1980! :D

Thinking holds what you feel, feeling drives what we think.

A friendship that can end never really began !

I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

A friend is someone who knows all abt u and accept u as u are.

Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.

Life is Just a Journey.

Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

I speak for what i see, I stand for what I Beileve. I strive for what i want.

When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

World is small and life is short.. Spread smiles and share peace.

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

Life goes on with or without you!

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

~ I am the circle, and the circle is me.

~ 24 Hours Online!

~ Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

~ Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

What is known in the heart doesn't always need to be uttered by Mouth.

Don't feel special. Some people keep your number in phone list just not to answer your call.

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After all we all are stories in the end.

Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

~ Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!

~ The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

~ Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.

~ I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My head is lost, I really miss you.

~ The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.

~ Romantice are people that had never seen the other side of the things.

~ I think I might be falling for you. I love who you are and every little thing you do.

~ Life doesn't get easier u get stronger.

~ Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

~ Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

~ Love yourself love your day love your life.

~ Don't let a bad day make u feel u have a bad life.

~ I've got nothing to bo today but smile.

~ Life is to short to remove USB slowly.

~ Nobody can teach me who I am.

~ It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.

~ Sometimes it's not about missing someone. its wondering if they're missing you

~ You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you

~ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

~ Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

~ If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

~ Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say

~ A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.

~ Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

~ Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

~ If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.

~ I think of you in colours that don't exist.

~ Alone doesn't mean lonely, lonely doesn't have to be alone.

~ Beauty is power, a smile is its sword..

~ We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

~ Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.

~ Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

~ It might take awhile, but eventually you're going to find the good in goodbye.

~ When the past calls, let it

Thursday, 15 September 2016

Attitude whatsapp status

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Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

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If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

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Your attitude can make all the difference in how your day will begin and end...

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"""Will love you till my last breathe...."

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""Smile is noting like always happy...."

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The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ;)

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If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.

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I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

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I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT

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Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J

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""'Love is not time pass.""

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Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…...

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then i simply replied...

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" BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…"

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""My attitude depends on the people in front of me....""

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I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

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I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

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May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

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I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

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I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

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I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

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Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

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I don't have an attitude, I'm just REALLY good !

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The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

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If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1

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Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.

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My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J

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My attitude based on how you treat me.

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So you’re checking my status… :D

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Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?

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College whatsapp status

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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

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Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.

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In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put "popular" on a college or job application.

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Rapper "2 Chainz" played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it's cover

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President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be "Barack Oganja."

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Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.

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Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!

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School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great.

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Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

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School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.

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Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!


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Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

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College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

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Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

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College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

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Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

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School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.

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I really want to go to Penn State for college.

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Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

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42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

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Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life...now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.

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No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama... Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans

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Cool Whatsapp Status

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When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

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Without me its just awso.

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Awesome yeh mausam badaaaa

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Always spend your valuable time with your self...

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My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

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love is when you feel totally complete

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If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

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I love the passion between us

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All you need is Love

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Love is letting go of fear

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“You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you."

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Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

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"Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it's working"

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WISDOM is the gold refinement of life

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'Work until you don't have to introduce yourself '

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"To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."

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When you feel insulted I'm just describing you.

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Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

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Honesty is the best gift you can give.

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You should never play with someones heart!!!

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I enjoy when people shows attitude to me

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You can do anything, but not everything

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Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable

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im cool but global warming made me hot

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HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY

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It's kind of fun to make the impossible !.

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Awesome Whatsapp Status

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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.
They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

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If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

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Honesty is the best gift you can give.

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""When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.....

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I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.

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Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)

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The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

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Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

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Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you

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Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

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I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.

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Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.

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I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.

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Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.

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I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.

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The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.

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Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

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More expectations break relations

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When Someone Stops Getting Angry On You,

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It Is Clear That You Have Lost Your
Importance From Their Life...!!!

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I'm a good enough person who will forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.

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You think that you have damaged me but really you just made me that much more stronger Thank You

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Forget what hurt you, but never what it taught you. !!

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Tears are the last gift of TRUE LOVE....

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I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

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It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

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The hardest part of a business is minding your own

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I Hate u Because I Love you, I Know You Love Me But your ego stopped You.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

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Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

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If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

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Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

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Some people never realise the emotional and mental damage they do to others.

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Don’t give special place to any one in your heart. Its easy to give that place but it hurts more when they don’t know the value of that place..

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Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.

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Sadness is the result of unhappy thoughts.

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Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

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Smile, even if it’s a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.

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My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad.

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Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.

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Fight NOT To Lose..Instead 0f Fighting To WIN

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does.

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)

I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.

When there’s a will, I want to be in it.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

Are you the drug or the cure?

The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out…and say no.

My two most HATED words..”I PROMISE”..It doesn’t mean $hit to me!

Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

Hatred can be overcome only by love.

I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone..!

Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard

Don’t try to choose which is not Urs..But..Don’t dare to loose which is only Urs

Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.

I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.

Nobody can teach me who I am.

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

“”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.

Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

Hey there….. be there

Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you.

I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.

Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!

My heart beats only for you..

Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

A goal properly set is halfway reached

Forget the failures and work hard for success

The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!

I think love is fearless.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.

Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

I wish I could record my dreams so that i could watch dem later……

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

I’ll love you till my final breath.

You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.

Trust in God

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I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it.

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You can really only enjoy life when you're extremely busy.

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While I am busy with little things, I am not required to do greater things.

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Within reasonable limits, a professional player should keep busy at music.

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Lazy people are always Busy.

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Busy is the New Happy!!

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I am too busy to have a girlfriend.

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I am too bust to read your Status.

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A charming woman is a busy woman.

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I'm always busy, but I'm lazy as well.

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Fitness is a luxury when you are busy!

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A busy women is a charming women.

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Get busy living, or get busy dying.

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Hello, My name is Mr. Busy

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I am too busy to be organized.

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I am too busy to write a Status.

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Busy is good because it shows you're alive.

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Busy is a drug that lot of people are addicted to!

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Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

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When you are insane, you are busy being insane – all the time.

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You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.

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Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.

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Success comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

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Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities.

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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

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I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it.

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Being busy and being productive are 2 different things.

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There is no time to be angry, always be busy with love.

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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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Just coz i am busy does not mean i don't love you.

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Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make Life.

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Its been a busy season for me, I don't get much free time..

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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

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My household is, in a nice way, very busy.

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Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.

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Creaive minds are rarely tidy!!

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Think positive, encouraging, uplifting thoughts, and the negative will soon disappear.

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Being creative is not a hobby it is a way of life…

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Sometimes the last thing you want to hear is the first thing you need to hear.

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Always have a smile on your face. Never give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you down.

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Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.

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To live a creative life we must loose our fear of being wrong..

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Always remember, your present situation is not your final destination. The best is yet to come.

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If your eyes are positive, you will love the world. But if your tongue is positive, the world will love you.

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The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply.

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Creativity is thinking up new things. Innovation is doing new things.

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Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people acttually care, the rest just want to have something to gossip about….

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Creativity is seeing what everyone else has seen, and thinking what no one else has thought..

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Mistake Don’t look for the guilt, try to correct the mistake instead..

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A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
To live a creative life we must loose our fear of being wrong..

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If practice makes perfect, and no one’s perfect, then why practice?

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You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.

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Don't Ever Let Go What Is Already In The Hands

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“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”

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“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”

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“Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.”

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I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

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I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

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The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

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People Are Strange When You're A Stranger

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Being Someone's First Love Is Great, But Being Someone's Last Love Is Amazing.

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I Wanna Be A Successful Man But Don't Know What Life Wants Me..

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Many people say love hurts, but it not only hurts it also give you a different kinda pain..which make u feel that u are in love ” truly “..!!

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My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!

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i may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back

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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

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“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”
Never mind that because of the
fatigue I cannot walk, I won’t never
stop, t

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Congratulations on your engagement! We know you can make each other very happy.

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"Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second."

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"I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life..
Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!"

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"Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!"
That Is True Love..!

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"Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last. "

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"Love you like a love song :P ♥"

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"Love is just love, it can never explained."

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“If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.”

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"Love doesn't lie, people do. Love doesn't leave, people do. Love won't hurt you, people will.

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I wish you that quarrel, misunderstanding and misfortune will never ever touch you. Have a long and happy life together!

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From the day of your engagement till the end of the days may your life be full of true love.

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"I don't have an ATTITUDE  , I have STANDARDS for the people who are supposed to be my FRIENDS.  '

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"Congratulations to the future bride and groom! May your love grow for each other every day!

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"  Congratulations on your engagement! You make a wonderful couple. Wishing that this be just the start of a long and wonderful journey"

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"It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"Love reminds you that nothing else matters."

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Love is not finding someone to live with, It's finding someone you can't live without.

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It's never too late to fall in love.

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Where there is love, there is life..

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Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.

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That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the right answer and the smart kid doesnt..

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What Did You Get On The Test? "98, you?" "48" Awkward..

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Be quiet in the classroom to respect the fact that others are sleeping.

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School may be hard, annoying, and irritating, but admit it, you're going to miss it when it ends.

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Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.

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Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.

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Dear Teacher, My hand is not raised, therefore i don't know the answer. Sincerly, Stop Calling On Me.

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Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.

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I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to school.

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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, homework, exams, and waking up in the morning.

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Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ??

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Sign above the classroom clock during exams: "TIME WILL PASS, WILL YOU..???

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I would love to see the "pretty girls" in my school remove their make up.

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My handwriting is probably going to look like crap when I go back to school.

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I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.

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That moment you think you have finish the test and then realise you skipped a page..

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That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer out in the class with confidence..

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When the whole class is laughing & you're just sitting there like, "What's so funny?!"

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I Hate Awkwardly Walking Past Someone In An Empty Hall At School.

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.

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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)


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Sit down, class isn't over yet! *bell rings* haha *uck you.

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Did anyone ever notice that 'STUDYING' is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

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If Child Labour Is A Crime.

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Saying you "understand" just to make the teacher go away when you really have no idea.

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1st month of school: look nice & dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homeless look.

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No matter how much you think you hate school, you'll always miss it when you leave.

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Life without problems is like school without classes, you are probably

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Hath per ghadi koyi bhi Bani hoye.. per waqt apna hona chahiye da hai

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Raat nu 2 type de lok hi jag de ne, phla pyar karn wala doje jaa kuj life ch karn wala..

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Desi Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..

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Aukhe Vale Yaar Da, 4 Dina de Pyar Da Pata Lag hi Janda hai!

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Chehra ‪‎khaas ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas ni!.. Munda ‪shikari banda..

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RB vargi MAA meri de,Ser te karj bde ne..

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Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu.. J tu jada att chuki :p. ;)

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Goliyan Chalauniya taan.. Aukhiyaan nhi hundiya.. Kachehriyaan ch Case Niptaune Aukhe hunde ne..

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Zindagi rahi taan tenu yaad karde rahaange .. bhull gye taan samjh layi rabb ne yaad kar lya..

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Ik mera dil, ik mere nain dono rehan dullde.. Ik tera pind, ik tera naam dono nhi bhullde. #Punjabi-Status

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Zindagi main pyaar hona jruri hai.. Paisa to salmaan khan ke pass bhi hai..

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Je tu 3-4 saambhi firdi aa.. Saanu v THARKK poran laYi tere waRgiyan ROZ mildiyan..

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Chehra ‪‎khaas ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas ni! Munda ‪shikari banda..

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Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Han, Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe...

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Mera attitude meri Zeb Vich hai...!!!

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Mera Attitude Dosre de behaivor te Depend karda hai...

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Mera Style vakhra hai Copy na kro..

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Chehra ‪‎khaas ni! 12 v ‪‎paas ni! Munda ‪shikari banda...

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Zindgi che Sucess hon lye positive Attitude Chaida hai....

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Mera Attitude is 'GoD' gift and koi be Is ne mere to lai Nahi sakda..

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Jatt da ‪‎dmag te pind de ‪jwak, je vigad jan ta ‪‎bhot made ‪‎hunde aa..??

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Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!!

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Without waheguru... Im nothing

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Sukh Wele ‪‎Picture.. Dukh Wele ‎Sad Status, ..Har Wele ‪‎OnLine..

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Ki Waffa Milni ohna ton.. Jo Kud Bewaffa ne !

 

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Hum 'Kimat' nal nHi 'Kismat' Nal Milde Haa....

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Na chhuri rakde ha, or Na pistol rakhde ha, DILWALO da beta hu bas dil wich jigar rakhda hu!

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Log sade to jal rahe han.. Lagda hai apne sikke bhe Is seher wich chal rahe ne..

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Umar che to apa chota ha per Bade-Bade Aashiq sanu salam thokde Ne..

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Kale Rahna Mera Attitude hai..??

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I never see the forest for the tree.

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

nothing to display just look at me.

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Expectation Brings Tears In Your Life

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Be Careful As I Draw You I Can Delete You

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Life Is Death-Buffering!

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Busy Planning For A Miracle

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Lies Don't Be Right

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Life's Is A Mountain Dont Beach

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Home Is Where The Heart Is

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I Can't See Myself Without You.

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Be happy with what you have (:

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Always Give Your Best In Love....

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Last Seen Today At 5.46am\

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Always Trying To Succeed

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Love Is Blind But Beautiful

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Be Genuine...upto the brim.

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Without Faith, Hope Bears No Fruit.

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Nothing Last Forever.

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Live A Life Inspired Everyday

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I hate to see his face

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Sorry Whatsapp Status

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It’s very easy to hurt someone & say “sorry” but its really difficult to get hurt & say ” Its Ok “

 

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Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

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I have learned that sometimes "sorry" is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.

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“Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.”

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I am sorry for felling sorry.

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I have learned that sometimes SORRY is not enough. You actually have to change yourself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed
my mind till the day I met you.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

When i miss you... I close my eyes and I'm with you..

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

“No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done.
No matter what you will do. I willalways love you. I swear it.”

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"It's not what I feel for you;
It's what I don't feel for anyone BUT for you "

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"Love is just love, it can never explained."

 

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"Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone
who doesn't even think about us for a second."

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful
when it lasts."

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I love my life because it gave me you
I love you because you are my life

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“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite
person of all time.”

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“Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you.
I can only just see you.”

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“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

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If you lower your expectations, you limit your disappointment.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.

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You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.

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Everyone is someone’s dream and you were mine.

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Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.

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People know you for what you’ve done, not for what you plan to do.

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Success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time.

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They say you only fall in love once, but that can't be true... Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again.

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You may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me, I will always be around for you.

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There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

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When love is not madness, it is not love.

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I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun.

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

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Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

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My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

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"" I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!...

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"Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts."

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"  Love is master key that is capable of opening a gate of happiness "

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"Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!"
That Is True Love..!

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"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself."

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A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails..

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The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

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Make Environment Friendly, Remove Plastic Smiles...

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Well Done Is Better Than Well Said...

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Sometimes, The Wrong Choices Take Us To The Right Places.

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Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

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The language of friendship is not words but meanings.

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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

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Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

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Sometimes people don’t notice the things others do for them until they stop doing them.

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When someone tells you, “You’ve changed,” it might simply be because you’ve stopped living your life their way.

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A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

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Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

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1.Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.

2.When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.

3.When I close my eyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.

4.When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.

5.I'll miss you forever like the starts miss the sun in the morning skies.

6.You aren't the person I knew back then.

7.The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

8.It's never going to be the same again.

9.And that's whats killing me.

10.Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart.

11.The higher you climb on love's ladder, the harder you fall.

12.I'm invisible,until someone needs me.

13.Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can't trust :'(

14.Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

15.It's not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

16.Sometimes it's better to be alone.

17.Nobody can hurt you! I'm freezing, I'm starving, I'm bleeding to death, Everything's fine..

18.The only way is to move on, because if you don't you'll be suck where you are.

19.The pain is there to remind me that I'm still alive.

20.The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.

21.I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.

22.Tears are prayers too.

23.They travel to God when we can't speak.

24.The skin of a scar is stronger than the original, less aware of pain...

25.Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

26.Love can't be found Where it doesn't exist ..

27.Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people.

28.When one leaves... it hurts the other.

29.We write our own chapters on love, it's up to us how we turn these pages.

30.Keep this heart with you always as a reminder that I will always love you.

31.You know you really love someone when you can't hate them for breaking your heart.

32.True Love never dies it only gets stronger with time.

33.<3 One day you'll meet someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be with you in future.

34.Whatever our souls are made of, HIS and Mine are the SAME. - Emily Bronte LOVE is not free the price is your heart.

35.<3 Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot...

36.Never Forget who was there for you when no one else was.

37.If you're mine, you're only mine, I don't like sharing.

38.A beautiful face doesn't mean anything without a beautiful heart.

39.Every day, I am acting like I am okay but you'll never know the truth.

40.Don't make me your option, when I have made you my priority.

41.I never feel alone, because loneliness is always with me..

42.I wish I could ignore you, the way you ignore me.

43.I just want you, that's all.

44.I care too much that's the problem L. Without communication there is no relationship.

45.Without respect, there is no love.

46.Without trust, there is no reason to continue.

47.Every text I get, I hope it's from you.

48.The past cannot be changed, edited, deleted or forgotten.

49.just accept it and move on.

50.Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.


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51.A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart.

52.Find someone who can change your life, not your relationship status.

53.A silent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.

54.There is always someone who cares for you without your knowledge.

55.It's better to be alone NOBODY can hurt you.

56.The people who hide their feelings usually care the most!!!

57.Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what you mind already knows.

58.I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.

59.It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.

60.Loneliness is the human condition.

61.No one is ever going to fill that space.

62.I hate when people say they miss you, but don't make a effort to speak to you or see you.!!

63.I won't leave a note for anyone to find tomorrow they will know what I've done here tonight.

64.The sad part isn't that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.

65.The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.

66.A beautiful dress can change the personality but beautiful behavior can change the Life!!

67.Only you can put a smile on my face when i'm sad...

68.Life's so shit it makes wot comes out the dog's ass look good! Look at me.

69.You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me.

70.Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.

71.It isn't the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you can't bring it back ..

72.Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.

73.You must be, said the Cat. or you wouldn't have come here.

74.Is finally driven to the point were they finds comfort in lies and shuns the truth.

75.The deepest people are the ones who've been hurt the most.

76.How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?

77.I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears..

78.Live life to express NOT to IMPRESS Is so sad to see vacation go, it's back to school tomorrow! =

79.( I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.

80.Everybody knows that something's wrong but nobody knows what's going on.

81.The sky isn't always blue.

82.The sun doesn't always shine.

83.So it's okay to fall apart sometimes. If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears :'(

84.I have to cut because it's the only way I can smile.

85.A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.

86.I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends.

87.My two most HATED words..'I PROMISE'..

88.It doesn't mean $hit to me!

89.I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.

90.Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by.

91.  1 day you will see what you lost.

92.  1 day I'll see what I gained.

93. How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.

94. The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.

95. Be patient and tough, some day this pain will be useful to you.

96. Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like.

97. Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.

98. Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.

99. When You Sit Alone... You Sit With Your Past ... :(

100. Reality has exiled me, I am no longer bound by it's laws.

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I may not be perfect, but i'm the best you'll ever have... you'll realize it the day i stop coming back

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love is a policy,without terms and conditions.

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You and me make a wonderful WE :-) <3

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The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine

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if love is true ...it will always find a way <3 ^_^

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Love doesn't show up on an X-ray....but it's there.

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You either live in love or die, there is no way in between

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Many people say love hurts, but it not only hurts it also give you a different kinda pain..which make u feel that u are in love " truly "..!!

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no if no but i wanna hug.♥

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I didn't choose you.... my heart did <3

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i am single because god is busy writing to best lovestory for me.

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My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one...!

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Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

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Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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It doesn't matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again <3

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LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU..... nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ❤❤

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Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.

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Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.

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Tere Se Meri Banti Nahi , R Tere Bina Meri Zindagi Chalti Bhi Nahi...

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