Best Whatsapp Status | Latest *UPDATED* Whatsapp status sep. 2016

Best Whatsapp Status | Latest *UPDATED* Whatsapp status 2016

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To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.

I’m too lazy to stop being lazy

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.

Aspire to inspire before you expire

Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS

Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.

The best is yet to come.

Hold the vision. Trust the process.

Don’t be so quick to judge me.

You only see what I choose to show you.

Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.

I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely

A wise man can always be found alone

Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.

I was born intelligent but education ruined me

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”

I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal

I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.

I am only good at hiding my feelings

I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today

I am responsible for my own happiness

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!

I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.

Down to earth but still above you all.
Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)

I like cars with edges and women with curves

Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

Be smarter than your smartphone

I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

THINK – It’s not illegal yet

I don’t need therapy, I need a hug

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition

I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

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I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.

Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!

Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.

I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.

I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”.

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Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

Ability to take failures makes you successful.

I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.

     

Stop checking my status better you have your own.

I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.

Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You

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WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.

Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account

Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Ray

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Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )

I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.

Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat

Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.

Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.

Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect. status

Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.

I love my job when i am on vacations.
The lottery is a myth.

Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.

You are never too old to chase your dreams.

Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise

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Understanding is important than perfection.

My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it

I compete with myself
Save Water, Drink V0dka!

Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
   
Failures are temporary, But success is Permanent

Work Hard until you can count your money. ( Inspirational whatsapp status )

Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!

Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye, kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.

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Haters Exit, not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with what they have done.

I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.

Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do.(Life whatsapp status)

Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.

It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.

Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.(Funny whatsapp status)

No more watch, its game time.
Winning a no win situation by changing rules.

The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.

First love, second chance? (Whatsapp status best)

If dreams don’t scare you,they aren’t big enough.

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The real cost of living is dying. (Thoughtful whatsapp status#1)

Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.

Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.

I feel like some people deserve high five on face.

I feel on top of world, when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am entrepreneur.

Hey, see you around in hell.

Stop counting my karmas, I have stored them in swiss bank.

Once an entrepreneur ,always an entrepreneur.Keep hustling (Motivational whatsapp status collection)

3 rules to remember in life 1.Do not panic 2.If u panic get calm immediately 3.Remember rules 1 and 2

Everything is fare on life and race.

I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature

Girl in need is your wife indeed.

“Love me as you do” says to me my pet. And I just love him/her.

Starting a new life with BOOM.

Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So its fun.

Playing music of life, and it seems its just NOISE.

Friends and family need no excuse
Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.

I wish my mind had a delete button.

Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!

Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!

I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.

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I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH

Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!

For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.

Money won’t work until you work for money.

Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Make sure you did something before checking out of life.

Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.

I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.

Better be alone than being lone in crowd.

Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.

Respect your work and it shall respect you.

If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.

My last seen was just to check your last seen

I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone

Chasing dreams really fast and furious.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )

I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.

Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.

I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.

I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.

I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.

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Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.

Respect yourself and follow your heart.

I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.

Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.

Help in need is favor indeed.

Genius at Play > Your game OVER.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Sometimes you succeed other times you learn. ( inspirational whatsapp status )

Passion is the genesis of genius.
I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!

Doing more of what makes me happy

Read and Read and you shall sustain.

The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.

I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile.

Work as much as you can, so that you won’t have anything to regret later.

Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep

Love is blind but eyes aren’t that is why I love you

Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.

No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.

No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.

Battery low, please disturb later.

I don’t get angry I just have more energy.

I always play to WIN. ( motivational whatsapp status )

Analysis is key to success in this era.

Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo
Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai

During last 5 minutes of examination
I always get supernatural power  ( Funny Exam whatsapp status)

My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger
The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
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A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..

Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.

Last day of exam is always best day of the month

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My liver needs some wash,do we have any free service center

Dreams go hand in hand with hard work

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

Study for interest not for making interest.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.

My personality is me and my attitude depends on you. ( Latest best status for whatsapp 2016 )

Status chod DP dekh
Being Entrepreneur never goes out of style.

Love in air and pollution too.

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Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.

An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.

Friends are the family you can choose.

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If your are good at it, never do it for free.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Life is better when I’m drunk.

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall,kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.

Love your neighbor. But never get caught.

I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

Not always “Available”.Try your Luck and call me. (Valentines day whatsapp status collection)

Dear time,can you have more weekend please!

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Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

Kush raho,khate raho,sote raho,machate raho.(Latest Whatsapp status in hindi 2016)

Baghtoy ka ragani overtake kela ahe waghani(best marathi whatsapp status 2016)

What you believe is your reality,what i believe is my reality.There is nothing as such reality in this world,what exists is only a perception.

I speak my mind but i never mind what i speak.

Learning to play guitar of my mind.
Dil bada to tu bada.

The name of game is how much confidence you have.

Kaam he to naam he. (New hindi attitude cool whatsapp status)

Either suffer the pain of discipline or regret.

#engineers today #entrepreneur tomorrow #dream

Put aside emotions and do what is needed in the world,That is success.
It’s fun being me.

For everything that i dream,but can’t achieve I must blame myself.

Not watching the clock but doing what it does.# keep Moving.

It always seems impossible unless its done.

Love work and it shall love you back.
Grow through what you go through.
Nothing lasts forever, so use it at proper time.

You can lead a horse to water, but can’t make him drink it.

Bas maa ka pyar saccha hota he.
People hate what they don’t understand.

The game is circle of Routine, unless you escape you will keep moving the same orbit.

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You say it best when you say nothing at all!!

Sometimes, i want to meet myself from someone else's point of view!

Shit happens. Everyday. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

Maturity is not when we start speaking big things. It is when we start understanding small things.

Sometimes I'ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

Last seen 1980! :D

Thinking holds what you feel, feeling drives what we think.

A friendship that can end never really began !

I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

A friend is someone who knows all abt u and accept u as u are.

Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.

Life is Just a Journey.

Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

I speak for what i see, I stand for what I Beileve. I strive for what i want.

When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

World is small and life is short.. Spread smiles and share peace.

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

Life goes on with or without you!

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

~ I am the circle, and the circle is me.

~ 24 Hours Online!

~ Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

~ Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

What is known in the heart doesn't always need to be uttered by Mouth.

Don't feel special. Some people keep your number in phone list just not to answer your call.

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After all we all are stories in the end.

Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

~ Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!

~ The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

~ Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.

~ I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My head is lost, I really miss you.

~ The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.

~ Romantice are people that had never seen the other side of the things.

~ I think I might be falling for you. I love who you are and every little thing you do.

~ Life doesn't get easier u get stronger.

~ Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

~ Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

~ Love yourself love your day love your life.

~ Don't let a bad day make u feel u have a bad life.

~ I've got nothing to bo today but smile.

~ Life is to short to remove USB slowly.

~ Nobody can teach me who I am.

~ It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.

~ Sometimes it's not about missing someone. its wondering if they're missing you

~ You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you

~ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

~ Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

~ If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

~ Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say

~ A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.

~ Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

~ Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

~ If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.

~ I think of you in colours that don't exist.

~ Alone doesn't mean lonely, lonely doesn't have to be alone.

~ Beauty is power, a smile is its sword..

~ We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

~ Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.

~ Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

~ It might take awhile, but eventually you're going to find the good in goodbye.

~ When the past calls, let it