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Vidhya Balan ne Mana kiya hai – Funny Jokes
टीचर ने कहा यदि भूकंप आये तो हमे खुले मे जाना चाहिए ?..
तभी अचानक पप्पू उठा और बोला ? –पर मेडम….
खुले मे जाने का विद्या बालन ने तो मना किया है॥ ?
टीचर : गेट आउट इडियट ??????
Chaudhary ji gye Ladki dekhne– Funny Jokes
एक बार एक चौधरी अपने लड़के के लिये लड़की देखने गया…
लड़की कुछ ज्यादा ही काली थी,चौधरी को लड़की बिलकुल पसंद नहीं आई…
लड़की का बाप बोला –“चौधरी साहब लड़की पसंद कर जाओ, दहेज़ में कार दे देंगे !!”
चौधरी बोला – भाई तू तो कार दे देगा,अगर ये काला जामुन हमारे घर आ गया तो अगली पीढ़ी में हमें हमारी लड़की ब्याहने के लिए हेलीकॉप्टर देना पड़ेगा !!!!!
Latest hindi jokes- albert einstein
uss din mujhe bhi Albert Einstein jaisi filling aaai thi jab Abdul kalam ne kahatha ki..............duniyan ke sab se achchhe dimag class ki last bench par hote hai.
Latest hindi jokes- friends
Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mujhe-I love you text kar diya haikaya karun?2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le...1 print out bhi le le..Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur "kharus baap" sebechayega na.....clean funny sms
Latest hindi jokes- 2-4 setting
Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jaye aajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar...........
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Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir patachala, wo bahri hai......
Funny Relationship Status-
Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool...Coz I am super Cool
Latest hindi jokes- girlfriend joke
If Girlfriend’s not Replying,Try This.
Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”She : “Haan Batao..?”
Then Say, “Rehne Do.”
Count Her Messages Now......................😃😃😃
Latest hindi jokes- husband wife
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.........
Latest hindi jokes
Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de....Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!
Latest hindi jokes-ishq
Ïshq Ke Rishte Itne Najuk Hote Hain.....ki...
Raat Ko Number Busy Jane Se hi Toot Jate Hain
Latest hindi jokes- hone wali bhabhi
Ankhon se barsààt hoti HJab apki yaad saath hoti HJab b busy rahe mera mobile Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain
Latest hindi jokes- beauty parlour
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho janàAb kon samjhaye en ladkiyo koMumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho janà
Latest hindi jokes- jailer
Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar hòKuch sunaò yàár....Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humariJis din jàmanàt huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Latest hindi jokes- totla joke
Boy : I am in love with you totallllllllllllllllllYYYYYYY.
Girl : Tu totla! Tela baap totla!
Latest hindi jokes-beauty parlour
Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai.aurParlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
Latest hindi jokes- tujhe cahta koee
Aaj bhi hamre desh meTu pyaar hain kisi aur kaaTujhe chaahtaa koi aur hain Tu pasand hain kisi aur ki Songs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladke bahut emotional/senti ho jate H
Latest hindi jokes- viber funny
Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??
Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhina !!Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jbpaani Jyada ho towarna pocha hi lagati hun...
Ladka : hahahahaBus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.
Latest hindi jokes- rape case
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha kimana kar nahi paya ...
Latest hindi jokes- lajavab
Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai,Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,Agr koi mere bare me pucheto keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
Funny sms for facebook-
Arz Kiya He..Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar DiyaJo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya...Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
English funny joke
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference
Latest hindi jokes- aAdhar card
Aadhar card ka office band tha,Card Banwane wale ke liye lambi line lagi hui thi,Ek aadmi bar bar line me aage jaane kikoshis kar raha tha,log bar usse pichhe pakar kar khich dete the,ussne 4-5 bar koshis ki,fir har kar bola-lage raho line me salon,aaj Office hi nahi kholunga.......
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kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki............
padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar logg bhare pade hai.Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....
Latest hindi jokes-
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jayeTo Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Latest english jokes-
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Latest hindi jokes- ladki aur parfeum
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Height of addiction:
In a School Form, when a student asked about the "permanent address",a student wrote "WhatsApp"!
English funny joke
How do u know when kids start to grow up?Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Latest hindi jokes- udhaar card
Badhti Mehangai aur Ghati Kamayi ko dekhkar Aadhar card ki nahi balki udhar card ki jrurat hai
Latest hindi jokes- dil to bachha hai ji
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungiNext day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?Dil to bachha he ji
Importance of thumb- Child use it 4 sucking.Illiterate people use it4sign,Winners 4 victory & my FANS use it 4 reading my sms Oh U too?
Latest hindi jokes- saas bhi kabhi bahu thi
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Latest hindi jokes- atm
Mill gaya Mill gaya ATM ka hindi naammill gaya:
A-account me hoga
T-to hi
M-milega
Latest hindi jokes-ladkiyan pasand hai??
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai?
. . .To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Height of Addiction:
Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!
Latest hindi jokes- dubara mat puchna
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Latest hindi jokes- ladke aur ladki
Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti haiaur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar bolenge...........kaun laya ye shampoo?
jhag hi nahi hai saale me.
Latest hindi jokes- plastic surgery
Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Latest hindi jokes-
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Latest hindi jokes- i love my india
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bolaI LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
Latest hindi jokes- funny santa
A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:Underwear dikhana plz.
Santa thora sharmakar:G aaj nahi pehni.
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