Husband - wife sms

Husband - wife sms
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What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife

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Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone kyon karti hai?
Kyon k pati ko yad rahe k musibat abhi tali nahi hai.

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Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

 

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Different between husband and gadha?

Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye .

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti

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“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”

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Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!

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In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!

Wife: what are u watching?

Man: our wedding DVD :p

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When A Married Man Says:
"I'll Think About It" ,
What He Really Means That,
He Doesn't Know His Wife's Opinion Yet... =P =D

Thought Going To PARIS Wid
WIFE Is Just Like

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....
Going To 5star Hotel Wid Ur
Own CHAPPATIS In Tiffin Box!..

Wife : Janu Batao Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Krtay Ho

Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir B Kitna

Hsbnd : Itna K Dil Chah Raha Hai Tumhari Jesi 1 Aur Le Aaun..

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! 

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

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When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d

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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behav