Lajawab hindi Jokes

Kamine dost...

1st frnd---me aisa kya karu k teri shadi ke baad teri wife ko cinema lekar jaun or tu naraz bhi na ho....
2nd --meri shadi apni bahen se kerva de..,,, Phir tu Gale me hath dalke bhi cinema dekh me naraz nahi hounga...

Chhote Bade funny joke

Chhote: Abe tu kal kyakar raha hain…Bade: Kal main busy hoon
Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Chhote: P.M. ke sath?
Bade: HaanChhote: Subah subah?
Bade: Haan kyun?
Chhote: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Bade: Kyun?
Chhote: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Bade: Bakwas Band kar...

Doctor and pappu

Doctor:"Kya takleef hai.. ?? Pappu:"Seenayme Bohot dard ho Raha hai.. . Doctor:"Cigrett ­e Peetyho ?? . Pappu: . . . . . . .. . Han Par "Gold Flake" hi Mangwan...

Santa aur budhiya

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Bethi Thi, Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko gussa Aa Gaya, Usne budhiya se Botal chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete hai, . . .
Budiya Boli :par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi...

Moh, Lobh Aur Swarth

Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na...Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo KulfiKi Stick Chuste Rehte Hain...Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne LOBH Kaha Hai.Aur Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Ko Phainkte Nahin HainAur Yeh Sochkar Ghar Le Jaate Hain Ki Bachchon Ke School Project Work Ke Kaam Aaye...Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne SWARTH Kahaa Hai.😄😄😄