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ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega.
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manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon."
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adhyaapak:-bachcho batao ki doodh ko kharab hone se bachane ke liye kya karne chaahiye?
sonu:-ji sir use pi lena chahiye.
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Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.
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teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.
bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.
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Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.
Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.
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Ek jagah sangeet ki mahfil chal rahi thi.ek gayak ne jaise hi gana gaya ,sab bole , “once more”.gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Sab log phir se bole ,“once more”.gayak nephir se ganae suna diya.
abki baar phir sab bole ,“once more”.gayak ne kaha,”mere pyare sunne walo,main aapka mere liye pyaar samajhta hu,per meri bhi kuch maryada hai,main itni baar nahin ga sakta.”
Tabhi mahfil main se ek aadmi bola,”jab tak tum thik se nahin gaaoge,tumko gana padega.”
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Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha,doosre din doosri ladki ke saath baitha tha,teesre din teesri ladki ke saath baitha tha…is kahani se shiksha milti hai:-ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin.
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Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wowapas nahin denge.
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Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,
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Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye…chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai…
tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon..
Karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon.
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Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.
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College ke first day;
Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!
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ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya.
Docor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai,aur ek buri khabar hai.
pahle kya sunoge?”
aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.”
Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.
”Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?”
Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.”
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Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!
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Teacher:-Motor Cycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 TyreTeacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle ke
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Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha,
“is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.”
Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.
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ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.
”Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?
”bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.
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”ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya.Docor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai,aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge?”aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.”Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.”Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?”Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liyemain tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.”
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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..har sms bhejne se pehle,SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.
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Comedy Hindi Jokes Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli,
“ek anda dena.”Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.
”Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye apna figure kharab mat karo.🐔
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”Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.
”Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.
” Aadmi bola,“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.
”Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”😂😂
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Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,wah wah!Phir..phir..Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.👶
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Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kisi Aur Ki ;-)🙍
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Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.🙆
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Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHUk sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!
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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?Papa: Haan.Beta: Kis se hui?Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
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MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,Chappal Hi Khayega.
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