Hindi mazedar jokes...

Mazedar Hindi Jokes
Sher Ka Puttar
Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra
mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya
techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar
ki aulad hai.?

Doctor Ki Likhai
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo
kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate
hai..
Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le...!"

Batao na.!!
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai
meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne
ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Kya hai?
ek bar American, Pakistani,
Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye.
tino ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per ek
Lambi Line Nazar aee.
American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai.
Chinese: Nhi Ye Cheen Ki Deewar Hai.
Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building
Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K
Bahr cheni leny Walon Ki Line Hai..!

Aur Bhi Hai..
Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I
AM GOING"?
Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.
Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur
bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke
jaa..

Abc Nahi Aata
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko
a,b,c Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9
tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k
pathy a,b,c main  9 nahi aata.

Fir Bhi!!
Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko
Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.

Jor Se Bolo
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di!

Gita pe haath Kabhi Nahi
vakil Lalu se :  "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho
ke...... "
Lalu : "Yeh kya laga rakha hai, Sita ko
haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir
Gita pe hat rakhunga to sasura aap use bhi
bulwa lenge...!''.

3 Din
Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene
ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur
Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

Main Mera..
Bachha  (phone par): Madam, mera beta
aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho Ji?
Bachha : Main Mera papa bol rahe hoon.

Palan Poshan
Ek 10 saal ka Bachha bohot dhyan se ek
book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Bachhon
ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother : yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Bachha : Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke
mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha
hai ya nahi.

bottle jeb me thi uske
Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise
hua?
Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche
aa gayi thi.
Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?
Driver Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi
jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

Love
Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta
hai aur geer jata hai.
Girlfriend :- Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Funny Boyfriend :- I'm falling in love.

Hole in the Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat
gia to?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata
kaise chalega

Sardar ka funny jawab
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di
jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9
baje hon!!!